The Pigs of Swillsborough

The Pigs of Swillsborough make their first visit to The Keepmoat tomorrow,where their players and fans will be grunting,snorting and generally making a nuisance of themselves by contaminating the glorious air of Doncaster.However Keepmoat staff report that heavily disinfected Foot and Mouth mats (particularly for John Pearson) have been placed around the away end and that the best possible action is being taken to prevent any infection being spread by the Piggies

Rovers fans are warned not to be alarmed by the strange noises these creatures emit nor to be offended by their disgusting eating habits and are advised to visit a doctor should they detect any signs of illness after unfortunately comming into contact with the pink ones

Donny Mad confidently expects an in form Rovers victory and that the Oinkers will be sent squealing back to the land of The Dee Daar's with their little pink tails lodged firmly between their legs.

Rovers manager Sean O'Driscoll reports only a slight doubt over the fitness of defender Matt Mills but expects him play following a late fitness test and that Richie Wellens will have got over a dead leg injury after being stamped on in last weeks win at Blackpool